JUNE 17th, 2007 SUNDAY 7:25pm

THE CELLBLOCK LIFE - EPISODE 3: "LADIES WHO LUNCH" ONLINE NOW

See what happens when they film an episode of the Simple Life in jail! Much more to come... Next Episode: "License To Shiv"

JUNE 11th, 2007 MONDAY 11:55pm

THE CELLBLOCK LIFE - EPISODE 2: "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" ONLINE NOW

The second episode chronicling the story of Paris Hilton in Jail! This is the SHOCKING TRUE-ish story you won't see anywhere else! Much more to come... Next Episode: "Ladies Who Lunch"

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BREAKING NEWS...

"Eightball!"

A dangerous Yeti is loose in the Seattle, WA area. Residents be advised. This Yeti might be only 5'10", but look at his rap sheet and you'll see he's no Bouncing 'Bumble!

Yes, our first PROBOT NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH Mugshot has come in. Submitted by Bryan C.

Thanks Bryan! Your vigilance is appreciated!

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JUNE 8th, 2007 FRIDAY

Paris Hilton going back to jail

"LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience. . ."

Only PROBOT NEWS has the SHOCKING and TRUE-ish story of Paris Hilton in the slammer! Love her, or just love to HATE her, this is a must see series! NEW EPISODES ON THE WAY!

THE CELLBLOCK LIFE

...In other news...

We have a new section and we need your help! In a post 9/11 world it's important for all Americans to be vigilant and keep aware of potential dangers within our communities. Here we are compiling a database of photos of the criminals we need to watch out for, so we can better identify evil when we see it. Introducing...

THE DOLLEBRITY JUSTICE FILES: PHOTO ARCHIVE

Mugshots, Celebrity Oops! and more...

MAKE YOUR OWN DOLL/ACTION FIGURE MUGSHOTS

JUNE 6th, 2007 WEDNESDAY

ALL NEW PROBOT SERIES - THE CELLBLOCK LIFE

Probot Productions is proud to bring you The CellBlock Life - The exclusive story of Paris Hilton in jail. Tune in to see what happens when Paris begins serving her time. . .

The Cell Block Life - Paris Hilton In Jail (Episode 1)

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Check back for more episodes soon!

JUNE 1st, 2007 FRIDAY

NEW video iPod/Apple TV version of ALIEN 5² online now!

I have posted a new video iPod version of ALIEN 5² that is bigger and better than any online version to date. It is viewable on iTunes, video iPods, and Apple TV!! It weighs in at a whopping 350MB, so it's not for dial-up users. Even broadband users will need to be paitent downloading this file. This is the complete 30 minute movie! WARNING: MAC / SAFARI USERS MUST DOWNLOAD DIRECTLY FROM iTunes: MAC USERS CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

PC USERS CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

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Here is my report from Friday, May 25th 2007, the 30th anniversary of the release of the greatest toy commercial ever made!!! I'm lucky enough to live in Hollywood, so i went down to the convention center to check out the Star Wars Celebration. It was hilarious to see multiple Mandalorian Warriors waiting for a shuttle bus a few blocks from the Concention Center, but that was just the beginning...

STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV - LOS ANGELES

R2 units roamed the halls... making friends!	Web-slinging-trooper
Li'l Mauls
Cover me porkins! Anakin's PodRacer
VADER UNMASKED... David Prowse himself!!! And Darth Maul, aka Ray Park at the next table. I also saw Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker!!! The dreaded 501st Legion!! This was the Boba Fett i saw waiting for the bus. Jabba's snack bowl
Predictably, i spent a lot of time at the Hasbro booth. Here are a few pics of the Star Wars figures coming out soon...
Concept Obi-Wan and Yoda from the McQuarrie line. [Drool...]
There were 3 exclusive SWC4 action figures available at the Star Wars Shop. McQuarrie Concept Luke Skywalker, C-3P0 and R2-D2. These are figures that fans like me really have been waiting 30 years for. Thanks Hasbro! You can see how C-3P0 was derived from Fritz Lang's Metropolis.

MAY 23, 2007 WEDNESDAY

As a maker of StarWars fanfilms, i'm a very harsh critic of them in general. However i just watched one that i enjoyed very much. It's called STARK WARP, and it's made by Sweedish writer/director Yesim Bilgic. Hilarious and surreal, this film is beautifully shot, and made me laugh when so many others didn't.
Check it out:Stark Warp

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MAY 20, 2007 SUNDAY

Hey there, all kidding aside for a moment...

I wanted to alert our fans and visitors that "Carla" Remy Norton, long time Probot partner and writer of the Farrah series, has a new website featuring her fiction. Check it out here:

RemyNorton.com

There you can read the first 6 chapters of her mystery novel, Gossip Kills, a HyperModerns release. Also online her most spine-tingling short story yet, "Tessa and the Reflection."

If ToyCinema fails to satisfy all your intellectual stimulation needs, by all means, check it out!!

PROBOT NEWS EXCLUSIVE - Alec Baldwin: Mother's Day Malice

You saw it here first, folks!

It seems that Alec Baldwin is at it again, and this time he's caught on
video!

Normally we do not sink so low as to broadcast sensationalistic news, but this video was submitted anonymously to ProbotNews HQ and we felt we had a journalistic duty to uphold. No doubt every other major news source will be picking up this story eventually.

In this exclusive video, Mr. Baldwin calls his Mother on Mother's Day and... well let's just say some skeletons came out of the closet...

You be the judge:Alec Baldwin: Mother's Day Malice

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MAY 16, 2007 WEDNESDAY

Calling all Probots!

WE NEED YOUR VOTE!

Please vote in this online ToyCinema Showdown! Our competition is a
Marvel/DC parody done like a Mac ad. Funny, yes, but low production
values.

ToyCinema Showdown

Thanks to all! 

MAY 15, 2007 TUESDAY

BRITNEY SPEARS ExXxPOSED

I know it's been way too long since i've updated. Not for lack of developments, i assure you. This is turning out to be an incredibly busy year for us.

Currently, we're hard at work on The Gibbon, our first feature film. Still too early to share much on that other than things are going slowly, but very well. More info soon, i promise.

We will soon be pulling PREQUEL and FARRAH videos down and replacing them with better quality versions that are currently being re-edited from raw footage. You see, those series were originally edited it vcr to vcr, as i had no computer or editing facilities. So by the time it was mixed with sound and everything, it was about 4th generation video. The new versions will finally be watchable quality.

In other news, I wrestled with this one for a long time, asking myself, is Probot News the place to display smut? Have we a moral standard that would exclude sensationalistic trash? Or do Probots around the world deserve the TRUTH, no matter how ugly that truth is?

Then i remembered... i like smut. So here it is:

Oops! Britney did it again!