JULY 23rd, 2008 WEDNESDAY 1:00AM
There was a lot of expectation for this summer move season. I remember looking at the line-up and thinking to myself. This is too much. There is no way this summer is going to live up to it's promise. There had never been a summer this packed -- a veritable geektopia of films, for seemingly every type of fan. Spielberg/Lucas fan? We've got the return of Indiana Jones and a Clone Wars animated movie. Into Disney/Pixar? We've got a painfully adorable robot named WALL-E. Like Will Smith Fourth of July tentpoles? We've got Hancock. Into comic books? Well, we've got -- EVERYTHING. I just couldn't imagine this feast wouldn't leave me feeling gorged and sick with all the sugary, shiny confections. But the summer season kicked of with IRON MAN and things looked promising. Really promising. In fact, my cynical mind thought that the bar had been set too high and everything that followed would be a disappointment. (Maybe that’s why I, like the rest of the world, sat out SPEED RACER, despite hearing good things about it from reputable sources.) Next for me was INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL and...well, I most confess to some mild disappointment there. But despite my reservations on the film it still delivered the thrills, gave you the Indy you remembered as a kid and was a generally good time at the movies. The INCREDIBLE HULK followed, a sequel/reboot that I intended to skip but ended up seeing at a matinee anyway. And you know what? While not earth shattering, I liked the movie and was suitably entertained. So far, the summer of ‘08 was shaping up nicely. I needed a breather from blockbuster spectacle and as a result missed WANTED and HANCOCK. Word on those films was a mixed bag but they definitely had their fans. I dived back into the summer pool with Guillermo del Toro’s HELLBOY II THE GOLDEN ARMY and felt refreshed by the film’s wonderful characters, creatures and even its ideas and themes. Now we’re starting to get into the deep end of the pool because these blockbusters are giving you some thought to go along with your entertainment. WALL-E followed and what could have been just a kids cartoon about a cute robot actually served as a meditation on where we could be headed if we’re not careful -- it was by far and away the best science fiction movie I had seen all year. So now, I’m getting scared. There’s no way the summer of ‘08 can keep this up, and we’re about to hit the movie that I had been most eagerly anticipating, a movie that I was being literally driven to distraction in my desire to see. Of course I am talking about THE DARK KNIGHT.
THE DARK KINIGHT took my expectations, laughed at them with Heath Ledger’s already legendary cackle, and blew them to smithereens.
It sure has been a great summer to be a kid again.
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